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Mr. Bojangles: "And The Incredibly Small One Eyed Monster"

Harry Niblets Esquire
1 October
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Well my name is Harry Niblets Esquire aka Albino Gorilla aka hey you aka pasty white kid aka the smooth operator aka gummo. I'm white and pasty looking and I have sexy thighs. What I like in a girl is simple. She has to have legs and arms, it's a must, she has to wear clothes (sometimes), she has to be clean shaven (mustaches that is, no facial hair please), she has to be a girl (i don't like transvestites (anymore)), and finally you have to like the most kissable lips ever.